Widgets. Gizmos. We have it all.

In business since the beginning of times, we have amassed a wealth of everything under the sun - under a number of suns, come to think of it. 

We are located at the corner of Alpha Centauri and Teegarden's star. To raech us, simply use your Epsilon Viridik's Portable Black Hole Device III to warp time about 30 light years and 30 degrees left. Take a sharp right at the 3rd blue star, go on for 2 more minutes and you're there. 

No Epsilon Viridik's Portable Black Hole Device III? No problem - we always have some in stock. (Duh - we know you can't come pick it up if you don't have one! We offer free shipping on it - just order online!)

We accept payments in lithium crystals, latinum or rupees. Sorry, no credits.

Contact Information

1,200,989 Galactic Rural Road #3, Teegarden County

Tel: 1-800-WIDGETS-AND-GIZMOS-AT-THE-LOWEST-PRICE-GUARANTEED (1-800-9434387-263-449667-28-843-569378-77423-4827268333)

Email: pat@wandg.empire